"Jesus Loves Me": Would be better as a death metal song
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*song starts out slow, with organ*
"Jeeeesus looooves meee, thiiiis I knoooow"
*ninja suddenly kills organist with death star, then breaks out guitar*:
"Cuz the Bible told me so!!!!" *hardcore riffage*
"Blah blah blah" *explosions, more ninja-induced death*
"They are weak but He is STRONG!" *riffage, church explodes, Boss Dog's balls explode*
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1:2
"Jesus loves me, this I know" *guitar riff*
"Cuz the Bible told me so"
"Something something I don't remember the rest"
*more riffage*
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The only acceptable version of this timeless classic has organ accompaniment. Begone, defilers of music! Organ is Lord!
